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gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

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Some joker parks like a fool. Ends up with me posing on it on social media. @se2511 #nightsout #throwback #poser #city #funtimes #tokencargirlpose

#true #quotes

cyberjock:

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"Literally no ___ has ever-"
Are you sure, are you really sure? Are you sure you want to say that right now? Are you sure? Think about what you’re about to say for a sec. You sure you wanna just do that? Right now??? right here???Utter those words on behalf of an entire group? Are you really sure?

literally no dog has ever been the preseident

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the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

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coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

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Regram @caradelevingne. Love it! #tee #fashion #regram

Solves many problems. @sunnyclouds #puppies #peanuts

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